Let's start with the appetizer. Nothing says "holiday cheer" like a wreath made out of pigs in a blanket. And whoever was creative enough to put this dish together, also thought to recycle what looks like the red wrappers off of some Baby Bell Cheese to make a festive bow. Truly an inspiration that should grace tables across the country this year.
Is it a dessert? Is it an appetizer? Who wouldn't want a little Velveeta Cheesecake on their holiday buffet table this year! So versatile, and those walnuts add a little crunch for the "nut" in all of us.
Of course, we're not all meat lovers! Which is why this stuffed tofurkey can come in handy. And while this looks less healthy to me and more like something that might keep me...um...blocked for a few days, I admire those of you who choose this over the hormone injected fat bomb the rest of us are eating. You've got tofesticles.
Now, what's a little tofurkey without the sides? Even those health nuts won't be able to resist Paula Deen's Fried Stuffing on a Stick. Wait. Did she put corn in there?